pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT
skeletonhaver:

ground control to major tom

arc520:

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

image

(via hellaeva)

hellaeva:

incendiarism:

why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

wait other countries don’t do that…?

bigbardafree:

you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up

(via joestarguro)

ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

#even my poop will be goth

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

(via looney-lunaaaa)

omgtsn:

nyello
poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.
lolfactory:

This picture helps me through the week every time, period.☆ funny tumblr
stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.
itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"